:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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