I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
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