if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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