He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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