I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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