She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Dick very happy bro
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