ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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