if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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