i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I just googled if crying burns calories
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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