You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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