i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Just high enough for therapy.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
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