I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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