those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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