Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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