She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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