let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
