If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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