no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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