what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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