I'm eating all of the evidence.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
