I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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