We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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