If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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