i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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