It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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