i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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