"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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