On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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