She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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