what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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