Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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