I forgot how hot balto sounded
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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