In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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