Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
