Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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