He is such a slut. More and more my type.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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