yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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