9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
NoShamevember. You game?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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