Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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