There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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