The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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