Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Just high enough for therapy.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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