isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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