you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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