FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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