ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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