covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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