I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Randomize
