3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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