remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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