hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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