I love black thongs
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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