Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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