Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
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I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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