You're completely useless in the revolution.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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